Hilarious post from Long Awkward pause. Enjoy!

In the begining…

Harry Synder created In-N-Out Burger, and he said “Let there be burgers and fries and shakes and let it be good.”

And the public said it was good.

But the public is finicky and demanded special orders, and bun-less burgers, and meatless meats and Harry Synder saw unto this, and created the In-N-Out Burger secret menu….

And the internet said it was good.

Then “Animal Style”,  “4×4”, “Flying Dutchman” entered the ark, and the secret In-N-Burger menu soon became the not-so-secret In-N-Out Burger menu.

And the hipsters said it was bad.

For the hipsters demanded knowledge to be bestowed upon them that only they would be knowledgeable of, and went out 40 days and 40 nights in their Prius’s, and their Jeep Wagoneers, and their 1991 Toyota Corollas, traveling to and fro, and finally stopping at Starbucks to find their new secret menu.

Their journey uncovered the Butterbeer Frappuccino.

And it…

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